Group Therapy Guru Gifts

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

"Here we are."

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

Support groups for car repairs.

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

'Now then, tell me about your fear of being alone.'

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

Group discount therapy.

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

Belonging to a group is motivational.

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"Instead of national health care, we're going to try a little group therapy today...."

Belonging to a group can be motivational.

A meeting in which issues are resolved and a meeting.

"I relapsed."

"It's nice to get out of the house and yell at my kids somewhere else for a change."

'That's it... you're finally opening up.'

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

"It's a note from my mommy. She says I don't have to attend."