Group Therapist Gifts

"Let's go around the room and say one interesting fact about ourselves."

Receptionist at counter of Alcoholics Anonymous Club has a 'Gin' tray and 'Gout' tray.

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"Your support group is in need of a support group."

Conspiracy theory support group

'Welcome to gamblers anonymous. Now before we get started who bets that Simmons doesn't show?'

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

"Instead of national health care, we're going to try a little group therapy today...."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"Here we are."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

Support groups for car repairs.

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"I appreciate couples therapy, but I can't stop fantasizing about group therapy."

'Group hug anyone?'

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

Egomaniacs Anonymous - "There's nothing anonymous about me!"

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

Group discount therapy.

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

A meeting in which issues are resolved and a meeting.

"I relapsed."

"It's nice to get out of the house and yell at my kids somewhere else for a change."