Group Therapy Gifts

"Glad you could join us, Donna. Please take a seat."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'I'll be home early. They all phoned in sick again.'

"Let's go around the room and say one interesting fact about ourselves."

Support groups for car repairs.

"I relapsed."

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

'I'm in this 23 step...' 'Those programmes are so annoying...' 'My group is 14 steps...'

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'

"Here we are."

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Paranoids' Anonymous

"Hi...my name is Maureen and I'm a recovering shambolic!"

Support Group Groupies.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Anonymity Ambivilance

Walkaholics Anonymous

'What do you want to hear first, the bad news or the even worse news?'

Tourette's Syndrome meeting with non-swear box.

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

Agoraphobics Therapy Group.

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

Dyslexics Anonymous

Readaholics Anonymous

"It's a note from my mommy. She says I don't have to attend."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"I appreciate couples therapy, but I can't stop fantasizing about group therapy."

'Group hug anyone?'

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

Egomaniacs Anonymous - "There's nothing anonymous about me!"

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.