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"Glad you could join us, Donna. Please take a seat."

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'I'll be home early. They all phoned in sick again.'

"Let's go around the room and say one interesting fact about ourselves."

Support groups for car repairs.

"I relapsed."

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

'I'm in this 23 step...' 'Those programmes are so annoying...' 'My group is 14 steps...'

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'

"Here we are."

'That's it... you're finally opening up.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Paranoids' Anonymous

"Hi...my name is Maureen and I'm a recovering shambolic!"

Support Group Groupies.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

Identity Thieves Anonymous.

Anonymity Ambivilance

Walkaholics Anonymous

'What do you want to hear first, the bad news or the even worse news?'

Tourette's Syndrome meeting with non-swear box.

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

Agoraphobics Therapy Group.

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

Dyslexics Anonymous

Readaholics Anonymous

"It's a note from my mommy. She says I don't have to attend."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"I appreciate couples therapy, but I can't stop fantasizing about group therapy."