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"Okay. We're all here because we've relapsed..."

'Not much of a support group are they.'

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

"Here we are."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

Support groups for car repairs.

'Life can be tough, Peel.' - 'Yes.' - 'But you have to stay positive.' - 'Yes' - 'You have to keep telling yourself, 'This loser is funding my holiday to Hawaii.' - 'Yes.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

'Group hug anyone?'

'So, who's not a happy bunny?'

"Tell me..How do you feel about being abducted?"

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

'No... you first.'

'I have proof my support group is plotting against me.'

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

Group discount therapy.

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"Instead of national health care, we're going to try a little group therapy today...."

"I relapsed."

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'