Group Therapy Participant Prints

"Okay. We're all here because we've relapsed..."

'Not much of a support group are they.'

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

"Here we are."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

Support groups for car repairs.

'Life can be tough, Peel.' - 'Yes.' - 'But you have to stay positive.' - 'Yes' - 'You have to keep telling yourself, 'This loser is funding my holiday to Hawaii.' - 'Yes.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

'Group hug anyone?'

"Tell me..How do you feel about being abducted?"

'So, who's not a happy bunny?'

Life can be beautiful, Al. But for you, the fly in the ointment is your self-loathing. So, my question to you is, what's the fly doing in the ointment? The backstroke!

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

'No... you first.'

'I have proof my support group is plotting against me.'

"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

Group discount therapy.

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"Instead of national health care, we're going to try a little group therapy today...."

A meeting in which issues are resolved and a meeting.

"I relapsed."

"It's nice to get out of the house and yell at my kids somewhere else for a change."