Group Therapy Supporter Prints

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"Here we are."

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

Support groups for car repairs.

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"Tell me about your programmer."

Patient jumps out of window.

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

"I've been experiencing a lot of deja flew, lately."

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

"Why don't you let me be the judge of what is or isn't normal."

'My claustrophobia is getting wrong.'

Freud's Bar: Introspection Hour.

"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

Lab Rat Rehab.

Group discount therapy.

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'