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'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

Lab Rat Rehab.

'I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time.'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Tell me about your programmer."

"This was supposed to be the last session, but I think that I need to come abother couple of times to treat this sense of guilt for all the money I have wasted on you."

Window Treatment

"Murder, arson...it's time you came in for councelling like a man Black Bob."

"Why don't you let me be the judge of what is or isn't normal."

'When I close my eyes I can almost forget that I'm...I can't even say it...a horse

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Flash went off" support group

"How are the anti-depressants working?"

"Try to relax, Mrs. Hall. The first session is always the hardest."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Therapy dog

"I just get the feeling nobody cares what I have to say."

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'

Freud's Bar: Introspection Hour.

'He was coming out of his depression until you presented him with our bill!'

'My claustrophobia is getting wrong.'

'Do you have shame day service?'

Patient jumps out of window.

Bob's longest relationship had been with his therapist.

Child Psychology.

"I've been experiencing a lot of deja flew, lately."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Licensed Therapist

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Postwar is hell."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."