Group Therapy Supporter Pillows

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"Here we are."

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

Support groups for car repairs.

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Patient jumps out of window.

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

"Why don't you let me be the judge of what is or isn't normal."

Freud's Bar: Introspection Hour.

'My claustrophobia is getting wrong.'

Lab Rat Rehab.

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

Group discount therapy.

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'