Group Therapy Enthusiast Gifts

Group discount therapy.

"Well, I feel some of you in this group are heavy into denial."

Qanonanon

A meeting in which issues are resolved and a meeting.

Fear of the dark support group.

'Welcome to paranoids anonymous. Now before we get started I want you to stop talking about me.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Group therapy for the socially retarded.

'I feel disappointed. I thought group therapy would be more fun.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Licensed Therapist

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Here we are."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Postwar is hell."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

Couples' therapy

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'We have three minutes left.'

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

Shrinks in heaven

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"