Group Therapy Goer Gifts

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

'I'm in this 23 step...' 'Those programmes are so annoying...' 'My group is 14 steps...'

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

'That's it... you're finally opening up.'

"The first rule of sex addiction group therapy is to stay on your own couch."

"Flash went off" support group

Male Answer Syndrome Member Addresses an Attention-Deficit Support Group

Egomaniacs Anonymous.

Buyer's Remorse Support Group.

'I just can't seem to shake this craving for male attention.'

"Here we are."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

Support groups for car repairs.

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

Shrink Saloon.

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

"Frank's always been afraid of change."

"I appreciate couples therapy, but I can't stop fantasizing about group therapy."

'Group hug anyone?'

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.