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Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"Here we are."

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

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"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

Support groups for car repairs.

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

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'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

"We need to dig even deeper. You still seem to be avoiding the real problem."

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

"Listen, all I remember is that I blacked out right before saying anything incriminating."