Group Therapy Devotees Gifts

'Instead of trying to find the perfect cell mate, try being the perfect cell mate.'

"Here we are."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

Support groups for car repairs.

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Post-psychoanalysis

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

'Group hug anyone?'

I was toilet trained a month early, and it's been downhill ever since

"We're not a couple. He's just my ride."

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

"Good news, you don't have imposter syndrome - you really are a good boy."

'What do you mean, I'm immature.'

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

Studying Fire Behavior

"I was bound and beaten for what seemed like hours, and it only cost me a hundred bucks."

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

Group discount therapy.

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."