Quirky Group Therapy Enthusiast Gifts

Kleptomaniacs Anonymous.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

'Group hug anyone?'

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

Fakir Shrink.

Egomaniacs Anonymous - "There's nothing anonymous about me!"

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

An unlicensed acupuncturist

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

Group discount therapy.

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Multitasking: Psychiatry and Podiatry.

"Instead of national health care, we're going to try a little group therapy today...."

"I'm going to prescribe you four metres of bubble-wrap three times a day."

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'Everyone accuses me of being a 'control freak'.'

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

"It's nice to get out of the house and yell at my kids somewhere else for a change."

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'

"Flash went off" support group

'It's for teenage girls.'

Group therapy for the socially retarded.

"Well, I feel some of you in this group are heavy into denial."

Trouble brewing as Larry Line-Dancing Lessons begin to annoy the Psychopaths Anonymous weekly meeting.