Quirky Group Therapy Enthusiast Mugs

Kleptomaniacs Anonymous.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

'Group hug anyone?'

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

Egomaniacs Anonymous - "There's nothing anonymous about me!"

Fakir Shrink.

An unlicensed acupuncturist

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

Group discount therapy.

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

Multitasking: Psychiatry and Podiatry.

'I can't enjoy the stuff I steal because I set fire to it all.'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"Instead of national health care, we're going to try a little group therapy today...."

"I'm going to prescribe you four metres of bubble-wrap three times a day."

'Everyone accuses me of being a 'control freak'.'

A meeting in which issues are resolved and a meeting.

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'

"It's nice to get out of the house and yell at my kids somewhere else for a change."

'That's it... you're finally opening up.'

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

Group therapy for the socially retarded.

'It's for teenage girls.'

"Flash went off" support group

Trouble brewing as Larry Line-Dancing Lessons begin to annoy the Psychopaths Anonymous weekly meeting.