Guru Groupie Gifts

"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Killing A Guru

'Hey! - Don't you meditate when I'm talking to you!'

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

Tartine

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Dynamite little combo

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Whine and cheezed party."

Guru.

"welcome man cave."

Quiz Night...

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Robert Schumann

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'