Grunge Guru Gifts

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Courtney Love

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

Kurt Cobain

Feedback box at Grunge clinic.

"Bleach stains, mismatched socks and torn jeans are IN!"

Glastonbury. After.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Eric Clapton.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Bashful in Nashville

"Check out this new store."

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Getting through the week.

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Joe Henry

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

Musical genres

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Cockerel sings the blues...

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."