Grunge Guru T-Shirts

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Courtney Love

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

Feedback box at Grunge clinic.

"Bleach stains, mismatched socks and torn jeans are IN!"

Glastonbury. After.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Check out this new store."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Bashful in Nashville

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Getting through the week.

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Joe Henry

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Musical genres

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

Disease-y Top

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."