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"I also thought it was a cult but turns out they're into dancing, farming and orgies."

Diplo

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

How's My Jiving?

Dance marathon.

The Music Lover.

The DJ

Dancing

Dance Classes: Watch Your Step

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Bashful in Nashville

"Check out this new store."

Getting through the week.

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Joe Henry

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Dance.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."