Groove Expert T-Shirts

'Michael likes to keep his iPod on shuffle.'

Cimafunk

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Chano Pozo,

Ginger Baker.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dance.

Robert Drake

Having It All

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

The Music Lover.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Hippie Edibles Co.

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

Diplo

Trumpets Green

How's My Jiving?

It says he invented super glue.

Dancing.

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

"Before this I flipped houses."

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

"Far out, man."

Dancing

The DJ

'If business doesn't pick up - we won't have a leg to stand on!'

"This foxy mama is ready to boogy oogy oogy!"

"Give me a middle 'C', please."

Dance marathon.

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.