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"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dance.

Having It All

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

The Music Lover.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Hippie Edibles Co.

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

Diplo

Trumpets Green

How's My Jiving?

Dancing.

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

"Before this I flipped houses."

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

"Far out, man."

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

Dancing

'If business doesn't pick up - we won't have a leg to stand on!'

"This foxy mama is ready to boogy oogy oogy!"

The DJ

Dance marathon.

"Give me a middle 'C', please."

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

Unlike other dogs, paisley could only smell the love...