Retro Groove Guru T-Shirts

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Dance.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Disco Owls

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

The Music Lover.

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Hippie Edibles Co.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

How's My Jiving?

Early Micronesian Casino

Steampunk

Diplo

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

High pants/Low pants.

Dancing.