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High pants/Low pants.

Whenever I feel pretty good my husband takes care of that phobia. 'Bell bottoms are being with it. I'm with it!'

Steampunk

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Keeping warm.

Old rocker.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'Do you like my little black number?'

Mr Metrosexual.

At the suit makers

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."