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"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

Hipster Island

Hip For Spring - Six Great Looks for Men

"I have to always remind myself, 'judge the shoes, not the person'."

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

In Trays titled: 'In', 'Out' and 'Back in Again'.

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

'It's my newer, cooler look. I'm hoping my younger clients will dig it.'

Woman says to man: 'How do I look? Don't be honest.'

Ripped and worn out jeans are much more expensive then regular jeans.

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

'Hey Pal! Can't you read?!'

'Are you sure 'One Size Fits All' is a designer label?'

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

Trendy wolf says to wolf in sheep's clothing: 'That's SO last season.'

'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

"I suppose it all started with casual Fridays."

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

"I'm going to have to put a luggage restriction on your manbag."

'I'm not going out looking like this - I need a new skin.'

"It's fancy-schmantzy. I just wanted fancy."

When Rob used the word 'love' he was always talking about his hair.

From the way you dress to the way you say 'hello' , you will be influencing an inetrviewer's opinion of you...

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

Back To School Supplies.

'Yes, it's a little more expensive. But style and elegance do have a price.'

'I've found black to be a very slimming color.'

'And who are you wearing?'

Tailor suggesting fabric to a customer

'Charges against you are dimissed, but you attorney is sentenced to Brooks Brothers for a complete make-over.'

"If you knew how many times I changed my clothes before coming here, you wouldn't ask me to take them off."

"Fantastic crucifix."