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Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

The adoration of the gels.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'She's so put together!'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

A women in a shoeshop.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Too much concealer?"

Dating is so expensive...

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

"Be creative...!"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

At the suit makers

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Mr Metrosexual.