Cosmetic Guru T-Shirts

'You are right; it does appear to be some kind of a fungus.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A women in a shoeshop.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Rapunzel in the Morning

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Dating is so expensive...

"Too much concealer?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Be creative...!"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Absolutely not!"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Keeping warm.

Emergency Hipster Beard

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."