Beauty And Style Guru Mugs

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'She's so put together!'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A women in a shoeshop.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Keeping warm.

"Too much concealer?"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Be creative...!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Absolutely not!"

Dating is so expensive...

Emergency Hipster Beard

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Mr Metrosexual.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'