Cosmetic Gurus Mugs

'Now THAT'S what I call a makeover!'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The adoration of the gels.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Dating is so expensive...

Emergency Hipster Beard

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Be creative...!"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"Nice haircut."

Curling your hair for no reason

Movember

The Cat Spa

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"