Style Guru Pillows

"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

Hipster Island

Hip For Spring - Six Great Looks for Men

"I have to always remind myself, 'judge the shoes, not the person'."

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

In Trays titled: 'In', 'Out' and 'Back in Again'.

'It's my newer, cooler look. I'm hoping my younger clients will dig it.'

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

Ripped and worn out jeans are much more expensive then regular jeans.

Woman says to man: 'How do I look? Don't be honest.'

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

'Hey Pal! Can't you read?!'

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

'Are you sure 'One Size Fits All' is a designer label?'

'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

Trendy wolf says to wolf in sheep's clothing: 'That's SO last season.'

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

"I suppose it all started with casual Fridays."

"Let's see a robot do that."

"I'm going to have to put a luggage restriction on your manbag."

'Yes, it's a little more expensive. But style and elegance do have a price.'

"It's fancy-schmantzy. I just wanted fancy."

Back To School Supplies.

When Rob used the word 'love' he was always talking about his hair.

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

'I'm not going out looking like this - I need a new skin.'

From the way you dress to the way you say 'hello' , you will be influencing an inetrviewer's opinion of you...

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

Fashionable men discussing whether stripes or checks is the best pattern for trousers

Tailor suggesting fabric to a customer

"Fantastic crucifix."

Gok Wan

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts