Retro Style Guru Gifts

High pants/Low pants.

Whenever I feel pretty good my husband takes care of that phobia. 'Bell bottoms are being with it. I'm with it!'

Steampunk

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'She's so put together!'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

A women in a shoeshop.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Keeping warm.

Old rocker.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Mr Metrosexual.

At the suit makers

'Do you like my little black number?'

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"That shirt is so last year."

His and Her wardrobe's

"He's deliciously vintage."