Vintage Style Guru Gifts

Old hippie gives peace sign.

I (heart) my (spade).

He never got over his hippie days

Teddy boy's picnic

Demure lady with gloves

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

A women in a shoeshop.

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

A Macaroni in 1772

Queen of Upcycling!

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'Do you like my little black number?'

Mr Metrosexual.

At the suit makers

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"That shirt is so last year."

His and Her wardrobe's

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"