Vintage Style Aficionado Gifts

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"I've had a ponytail since 1968!"

"I was sad because I had no walking stick, until I saw a man who had no spats."

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

Back to 1970

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

Take a look at those old fashioned legs, fat arms and wobbly back.

'your hindsight is only 20400 so I'm going to fit you with a pair of 'retro specs'.'

"And when did this compulsion to wear crinoline petticoats begin, Susan?"

Your Country Needs You. SHOP!

"I suppose it's been a while since we bought you casual clothes. What's wrong with the ones you've got?"

A woman in Regency clothing next to a spilled wine glass

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

A Macaroni in 1772

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Grandma's caf

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Man...You age great!'