Vintage Style Fanatic Gifts

"Keep in mind, Earl, that we're creating a look that will last for a hundred and fifty years."

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

A Macaroni in 1772

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Grandma's caf

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

High Riders of the Old West

"I love these old decorations!"

Ladies by the seaside

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

1930's Lady.

Moulin Rouge Security

Typewriters and Laptops.

Historic Bank Jobs.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Victorian Selfie

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'