Vintage Fanatic Gifts

No Radio On Board

"Now, this complete, all-in-one model has . . . .and this large, roomy cabinet at the bottom, in case anything new is invented."

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

Demure lady with gloves

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Early Piety

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf

"I love these old decorations!"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Man...You age great!'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

You had me at vintage.