Vintage Stylist Gifts

A couple promenading in the fashionable dress of 1795

Hello?

Dame Hannah

Queen of Upcycling!

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

A Macaroni in 1772

Blue Dress and Feather

"Hipsters"

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"How soon will this be a remnant

High Riders of the Old West

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Swing dancers.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

Lovers in toile de jouy

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

1950's.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."