Retro Groove Guru Mugs

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Dance.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Disco Owls

Robert Drake

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Breaking up with an Elvis impersonator

The Music Lover.

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Hippie Edibles Co.

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

'Who's Phil Collins?'

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

Elvis fans

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

Early Micronesian Casino

Diplo

How's My Jiving?

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Steampunk

High pants/Low pants.