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Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Fossil record player.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Colonial Larrysburg.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

StonesHendge.

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Dance.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Groovy Baby

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Luthier

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'I miss the great depression.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"The record player is skipping again."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

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