Ancient Style Lover T-Shirts

'I just love what you've done with your rocks!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

A Macaroni in 1772

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

"I'm having my entrails read."

1930's Lady.

Goddess

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

A chip off the old block...

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

"I love it!"

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

Park and Ride dilema

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Stonehenge Books

Cleopatra

My own museum.

Gone to Lunch.

Hieroglyph stamps.

Queen Anne

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Sale

Food Pyramid.

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

Keeping Warm in the Highlands