Ancient Groove Seeker T-Shirts

Discover of the brass age.

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Chano Pozo,

Pyramid catflap...

Ginger Baker.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

Dance.

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Louis XIV

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Greek Mathematics. Archimedes. Euclid. Pythagoras. The ancient Greeks didn't have a symbol for zero? The left "nothing" to the imagination.

Galileo vs Aristotle

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

Homer

John Wycliffe

Trumpets Green

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

Celia Cruz

Dancing.

Arkhimed/Archimedes

Early Greek Humor. I love Aristotle, but oh, Eu-clid!