Ancient Amusement Seeker T-Shirts

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

The Zoo.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Pyramid catflap...

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

"What have I told you two about not clowning around?"

Galileo vs Aristotle

'I've been knocking for ages!'

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

Greek Mathematics. Archimedes. Euclid. Pythagoras. The ancient Greeks didn't have a symbol for zero? The left "nothing" to the imagination.

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

Homer

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

John Wycliffe

The first evidence of dinosaur accidents.

"Morning!"

"Do you want to add something about not trying to time the market?"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators … Armstrong skis down a pile of his money … Without a helmet. Even that ancient hag Sadie has a dangerous hobby. Every year, in violation of both common sense and local fire safety ordinances, the old lady lights all the candles on her birthday cake. I heard that!!! Fun fact: The 20th century was one of the most brutal in h

Arkhimed/Archimedes

"Goddam Dogs."

Discover of the brass age.

"See anything you fancy?"

'I understand your trainer used to be a dog trainer.'

Early Greek Humor. I love Aristotle, but oh, Eu-clid!