Ancient Amusement Seeker T-Shirts

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

The Zoo.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Pyramid catflap...

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"What have I told you two about not clowning around?"

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

'I've been knocking for ages!'

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

Galileo vs Aristotle

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

Homer

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

John Wycliffe

The first evidence of dinosaur accidents.

"Do you want to add something about not trying to time the market?"

"Goddam Dogs."

Arkhimed/Archimedes

"Morning!"

"See anything you fancy?"

'I understand your trainer used to be a dog trainer.'

"And right about then the price of great big stones went out of sight."