Ancient Groove Seeker Mugs

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Pyramid catflap...

In case of funky emergency, break glass

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dance.

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Louis XIV

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Galileo vs Aristotle

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Homer

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

Trumpets Green

John Wycliffe

Dancing.

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'

Arkhimed/Archimedes