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"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Check out this new store."

Bashful in Nashville

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Joe Henry

Dance.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Musicians

Aimee Mann