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Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

Marimba

Lennon and McCartney.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"This next one's another oldie."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Chano Pozo,

Eric Clapton.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Bashful in Nashville

"Check out this new store."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Dance.

Music producers.

Ginger Baker.

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Zumba

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

The Drummer

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Joe Henry

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Cockerel sings the blues...