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Little girl goes to "Little Miss Muffet School of Entomology"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

How a poet works

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Poetry Buff.

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

The Music Lover.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Forrest Gander

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

"Oh...that's not good."

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

Poet

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

How's My Jiving?

Diplo

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'