Rhythm And Rhyme Guru Gifts

Little girl goes to "Little Miss Muffet School of Entomology"

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Ginger Baker.

How a poet works

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Poetry Buff.

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

The Music Lover.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

"Oh...that's not good."

Forrest Gander

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

Diplo

How's My Jiving?

Poet

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"