Rhyme Guru Gifts

'Poet Laureate' door 'Gone to lunch-back twixt 2 &3'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"Nevermore."

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Poetry repairman

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Poetry Buff.

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

Forrest Gander

Alexander Pope.

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."