But does anyone write a rhyme about you when you fall off a wagon? Noooo
Rhyme Collector Gifts
Looking for a gift for a rhyme collector? Delight their poetic spirit with witty mugs, fashionable t-shirts, cozy pillows, and striking prints. These playful and creative items are perfect for anyone who finds joy in rhyme and rhythm, offering a charming way to showcase their passion for wordplay and poetic fun. Whether for a seasoned poet or a word enthusiast, our collection adds a spark of inspiration to their daily life.
Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.
"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"
Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition
"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."
Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs
"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."
The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker
How a poet works
Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!
'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'
"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."
"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"
"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."
Great Poets of Catalogdom
Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.
"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."
'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'
I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.
'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'
'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'
Mafia Nursery Rhymes - sorry Weazel, I'm gonna have to pop you.
"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"
"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."
'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'
"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"
'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'
Forrest Gander
Alexander Pope.
"And this little poet cried ennui, ennui, ennui, all the way home."
'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'
Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.
"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."
"Museum of Over-Used Phrases"
"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."
Rhyme Collector Gifts Collection
Rhyme Collector Mugs
Explore our collection of rhyme-themed mugs to bring a poetic touch to your morning routine or surprise a fellow rhyme enthusiast.
Rhyme Collector Pillows
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Rhyme Collector Prints
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Rhyme Collector T-Shirts
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