Rhyme Lover Gifts

Institute for Decisive Thinking (in trays read eenie, meenie, mynie, mo).

King's horses and King's men try to put humpty jigsaw puzzle back together.

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"It says here she also swallowed a fly, but there is no reason why she swallowed a fly. It all sort of spiralled from there. Poor old lady."

'I see London, I see France, I see your big distended scald-red ass.'

'If you ever hope to be a merry old soul, you need to cut out everything but the fiddlers three.'

'It was moo-moo here, moo-moo there, oink-oink here, oink-oink there, ect, ect, plus all the loud E-I-E-I-oing, and here I am...'

"gibbledy gobbledy goo the blood ran away from the shoe... " Before becoming the no-nonsense detective that he is today, Joe would sometimes narrate his searches in rhyme.

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

Ace Greetings Card Co - "Roses are red, violets are blue, business is terrible so redundant are you!"

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?'

'Rhyming tribes.'

"A pharaoh who lived by the Nile...And was eaten by an old crocodile."

"Remember, coat that's furry not to worry. Pitchfork, shovel, deadly trouble."

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Pam Ayres

I'm sorry, but nothing rhymes with: "had a great boo-boo." Let's take it again from the top.

'Meet Regan the vegan, Ray the gay and Tommie the commie.'

'Let's see. Seuss. Seuss.. Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o'clock.'

'She swallowed the schnapps ... '

A Little Poem

The Frank and Ernest Poetry Corner. There's nothing more discomfiting than a new pair of pants when they're not on your bunfiting!

Prescription Pharmacy. Just rub this seasick remedy on your skin an hour before you get on the boat. Ah! An ocean motion lotion potion!

It's been here an ache, there an ache, everywhere an ache-ache. Really Old MacDonald.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

A hasty waste or tasty paste.

Now Trump's Slogans Rhyme

Next, the glass ceiling!

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"