Hymn Lover Gifts

Eurovision Hymn Contest

"Trying to explain the difference between praise and worship."

Priest

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Tut and Carmen.

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

A Fairytale Update

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Triangle

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Orchestra.

George Michael

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

At the rock concert...

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Taking a peek at the audience

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Hildegard von Bingen

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.