Hymn Hunter Gifts

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Work/Life Balance

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Hildegard von Bingen

Saxophone Player.

Priest

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'While I'm here, what are your favourite hymns?'

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

Musical Pondering.

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Four Chanting Monks

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Eurovision Hymn Contest

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

'It helps with reception.'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Jean Philippe Rameau

"What do you mean, what's my favourite hymn?"

Church Hymn

Hymns - Optional Extras

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

Thomas Dorsey.

The Troubadour

The minister's a sub, so we're all going to sing the wrong hymn, pass it on …

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

Musical arrows.

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Women's Rights Gone Amuck...