Hymn Lovers Gifts

Hymns and Her

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Orchestra.

Senta jumps into the sea

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Hildegard von Bingen

Bassoons.

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Priest

Malcolm Sargent

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

A woman playing a keyboard

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'While I'm here, what are your favourite hymns?'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Eurovision Hymn Contest

Four Chanting Monks

Musicians on a beach

Edvard Grieg.

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

Barber shop quartet

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

'It helps with reception.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Orchestra

Ludwig von Beethoven

Conductorcize.